11 September 2008


are commercials for tampons really necessary?

not while i'm watching my shows they aren't. no need to advertise. holla at me in the store. woo me in the aisle. i'll be there. trust. we, the tv watching ladies of the universe, will end up there, if not this month, then definitely next. so get off my tv and out of my utez.

my period is not something i want to be reminded of or have injected into my non-period filled day. and definitely not by leaping, faceless cartoon ladies.

the ladies frolic and do the splits because their tampon is so gentle. so slender.

my focus group comment card would of read: gentle + slender = pencil dick.

and no lady ever wants to be reminded of that.


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