07 October 2008

that's my mama

ma: i felt so violated on bart this morning
me: why? what happent?
ma: they were looking for someone, maybe you! and everyone had to get on and off at glenn park. it was sooo crowded. violating crowded. someone touched my boobs. i was touching someone's butt! i was holding my purse and there was no room...
me: so you had to put your hands on someone's butt? lipstick!
ma: shut up! we were boobs to boobs
me: yikes! sounds like some kind of porno train
ma: thank god i didn't smell anything funky
me: like someone's butt? (i woulda said butterscotch but it woulda been over, heh or under, her head)
ma: shut up!

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