13 September 2008

the most advanced thing you'll ever pee on

this from a pregnancy test commercial. yah right. what if i peed on a robot? a robot is way more advanced than your stick. you're test is advanced because it can SPELL using LETTERS. novel concept. i just did that...spell...with letters (and i just did it again /ad nauseum) but don't anyone think that they can go pee on me now.

most advanced? yah right is what the khid and i say, yah right.

khid: if you get a positive result
dopez: positive? you're assuming a lot. how bout if you get a 'yes' result
k: ok. if you get a yes result and the stick said [baby voice/] HI MOMMY!
d: or I LOVE YOU MOMMY! YOU'RE PRETTY.
k: or THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE GIFT OF LIFE MOMMY. I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU.
d: yah! then that shizz would be advanced! advanced sadness!

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